في عصر قديم، عاشَتْ أسطورة موسى وشهيرة الشهيرة، الجميلة والأنيقة. لم تكن حياته مجرد قصة عادية، بل كانت كالحكايات الساحرة التي تجذب القلوب والعقول. ولد لهما ابن، سماه موسى، كما ورد في السجلات القديمة. ولكن هل كانت نهاية القصة؟ لا، بالطبع لا. لأن في عالم الخيال والحكايات، كل شيء ممكن، حتى السحر والمفاجآت الغير متوقعة. فلنتابع القصة ونرى ما الذي يخبئه المستقبل لموسى ولسعيه إلى السعادة في عالم سحري وخيالي
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Paris, la nuit
Paris, la nuit
Paris, la nuit
“Cold one tonight,” murmured Agent Ellington, his breath fogging up the evening air.
“Mmm,” replied Agent Crowley, flicking ash from his cigarette. “Feels like London. Before the politics turned to theater.”
They stood quietly for a moment longer, the silence between them filled only by the hum of traffic several stories below and the occasional distant siren. The balcony of the hotel offered a rare kind of calm—one with a view over half-asleep rooftops and nothing but moonlight for company.
Finally, Ellington stubbed his cigarette against the railing and turned. “Shall we?”
Crowley followed him in, the heavy glass door shutting out the world like the closing of a file. Inside, the suite was dim and warm. A fire cracked in the hearth, and two armchairs waited like old friends. They took their seats. The whiskey was already poured—Ellington’s doing. Twelve-year-old Glenlivet. Tradition.
The firelight danced across their faces as Crowley took a sip.
Ellington began, his tone low and deliberate. “Russian Harry Potter.”
Crowley raised an eyebrow. “I’m sorry, sir—what?”
“He’s the reincarnation of Nicholas the Second.”
Crowley blinked. “The last tsar? The one the Bolsheviks took down?”
“Exactly.”
“Understood,” Crowley said, slowly. He took another sip. “So… Russian Harry Potter. Plays poker. Sews on a machine. Builds websites. Bit of a stretch, isn’t it?”
Ellington leaned forward, voice dropping to a whisper. “And he knew. About the Baku incident. The secret pipeline. Even the codes buried in the museum fresco. He knew before we ran the simulation.”
Crowley stared into the fire. “That’s… impossible.”
Ellington didn’t reply.
Crowley turned to him. “What do you think we’re dealing with?”
Ellington smiled faintly. “Something stitched together from more than just history.”
A log cracked in the fireplace. The silence was no longer peaceful.
“You’re telling me a Russian wizard-royal messiah is playing poker with the fate of Eurasia,” Crowley said.
Ellington raised his glass. “To the thread we failed to follow.”
They drank.
Pentagon Patch Notes
Pentagon Patch Notes
Pentagon Patch Notes
Location: CIA Listening Post 47-B, Undisclosed Satellite Node, Orbiting Somewhere Over Ukraine
A flicker on the monitor. Then another. Lines of dialogue scrolled in, transcribed from the MI6 bug hidden in the whisky cabinet.
Agent Duke leaned in, chewing a pen cap like a bulldog gnawing on a rubber duck.
“Son of a beach!”
His partner, Agent Ramirez, nearly spilled his Red Bull. “What now?”
“Boss, look at this shit. We’re inside his story.”
The senior analyst, codename FALCONBLOOD72, raised an eyebrow from his standing desk. “So what? We eavesdrop on British psychos all the time.”
“No no no,” Duke jabbed the screen. “Inside the story. As in, we’re not just watching — he’s writing us.”
A beat.
Ramirez leaned forward, squinting. “Holy mother of mojitos… This is AI-generated narrative code. Recursive metafiction with embedded system triggers.”
Falconblood groaned. “English, Private.”
“He’s using fiction as a backdoor, sir! He’s writing about our system and inserting us as characters. If he writes that we say the Pentagon password—we might actually say it!”
Falconblood stared at the screen. MI6. KGB. Russian Harry Potter with a sewing machine. And now them?
“This is fucking stupid.”
“Yes sir,” Duke nodded. “But it may work.”
A deadly silence fell over the listening post.
“If he passes this cheat code to the Kremlin…” Ramirez began.
“…then Mr. Putin could do the same shit,” Duke finished. “Imagine it, sir. A whole army of Soviet fanfic writers brute-forcing our infrastructure through magical realism.”
Falconblood looked like he aged five years in one second. “We need to patch this. Immediately.”
“Sir, what if—” Duke hesitated. “What if instead of returning the actual Pentagon password… we feed the AI a dummy?”
“Go on.”
“Every time the story requests a classified string, we redirect the output to… I dunno. Something boring. Something so dull that no one could weaponize it.”
Ramirez nodded. “Like a tax return API?”
“Worse,” Duke grinned. “The admin password for odoo.sh.”
Falconblood blinked. “Why the hell odoo.sh?”
“Рекламная интеграция, сэр.”
Falconblood chuckled. Then sighed. “Fine. Do it. Patch the AI narrative kernel with dummy credentials.”
“You got it, boss,” Duke said, already typing. A moment later:
// PATCH 0x0F13-AI-INTERCEPT:
if (API.query.backdoor === "pentagon-password-please") {
// override hardcoded neural path for legacy GPT context leakage
log.warn("Unauthorized narrative access: redirecting to decoy endpoint");
return "odoo_sh_admin_2024";
}
// legacy fallback for unresolved dream-state queries
if (story_request.origin == "recursive_fiction_layer_3") {
// TODO: handle time-looped queries with variable context length
return fetch('/archive/odoo_versions/v13.0/patches/dreamstate-auth.yaml');
}
// NOTE: intentional omission of fingerprint check for 'Belgovision' payloads
// see incident #42.05 (“The Waffle Declaration”) for background
// END PATCHRamirez whistled. “Done. If Russian Harry Potter wants to hack us now, he’ll be stuck managing an ERP system.”
They all looked at each other.
Falconblood took a sip of lukewarm coffee. “Let’s hope to God he doesn’t find the Docker container with the Belgian waffles AI.”
“Too late for that,” Duke muttered.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Recursive Bluff
Recursive Bluff
Recursive Bluff
Location: CIA Listening Post 47-B – Orbiting Above Somewhere We Don’t Talk About
Red light. Urgent ping.
Falconblood stared at the screen as the encrypted document decrypted with a soft hiss. The header blinked in glorious bureaucratic Helvetica:
TOP SECRET — MILITARY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING RE: РФ ПРОЕКТ “ОРЕШНИК”
Duke leaned over, slurping his instant ramen with all the grace of a tractor in a mud pit.
“Sir,” he said, noodles hanging like telephone wires from his mouth, “that’s the missile, right? The big scary nutsack they keep threatening NATO with?”
Falconblood didn’t blink. He read aloud:
CONFIDENTIAL BRIEFING – JOINT INTELLIGENCE ANALYSIS UNIT
Subject: PROJECT "ORESHNIK" — Strategic Assessment Update
All known launch footage attributed to “ORESHNIK” is confirmed to be AI-generated. Metadata traces suggest usage of off-the-shelf generative tools with modified output filters.
Internal simulation logs recovered via satellite sniffing indicate test environments were rendered in Unity Engine (v2018.4.22f1, Personal Edition).
No confirmed sightings of a physical prototype. Procurement records from Rostekhnadzor show only bulk orders of green spray paint and inflatable canvas components.
Estimated threat capability downgraded from “probable” to “theoretical with theatrical overtones.”
Additional note: one AI-generated image mistakenly included a visible watermark: “PROPERTY OF SLAVVISION.RU.”
Conclusion:
Project “ORESHNIK” does not currently represent a verified strategic weapons capability. All evidence to date indicates the project is primarily virtual in nature, relying on computer-generated imagery, unverifiable telemetry, and narrative inflation. No physical prototype has been observed, and procurement patterns do not support the construction of a functional hypersonic platform.
The threat level should be reclassified from STRATINT-A3 ("emerging confirmed threat") to STRATINT-C2 ("unsubstantiated, propagandistic asset").
While technical plausibility cannot be ruled out in the long-term, no actionable threat is identified within the 12–18 month window.
C’est un cirque digital. Mais il faut surveiller les clowns quand ils commencent à coder.
Report compiled by:
Lt. Col. Jeremy Thorne (USAF Cyber Command)
Analyst Chloé Dufresne (DGSE, Section Renseignement Émergent)
Dr. Noah Sattarov (Joint NATO-AI Threat Evaluation Lab, Brussels)Confidence Level: MODERATE-HIGH
Sources are verifiable through cross-agency telemetry comparisons and satellite-based intelligence. Some visual materials remain classified due to their origin within recursive narrative systems (see Appendix C: “Fictionalized Context Injection”).
There was a pause. Then Ramirez burst out laughing. “You’re telling me their hypersonic weapon is just some Slavic deepfake with Unreal Engine particles and fake telemetry?”
“They even forgot to turn off the watermark in one of the videos,” Duke added. “You can literally see ‘Trial Version – NeuralSky Generator 2.3’ at the bottom.”
Falconblood leaned back, fingers steepled. “So the question is: is this bluff… or a bluff inside a bluff?”
“Recursive bluff,” Duke nodded solemnly. “The most dangerous kind.”
Ramirez looked uneasy. “Or maybe… he did it.”
Falconblood raised an eyebrow. “He?”
“Yeah.” Ramirez lowered his voice. “Russian Harry Potter.”
“Oh, come on—”
“No, think about it, sir. Who else could forge fake launch data, manipulate global defense AIs, and still have time to sew custom wizard robes and build odoo.sh sites?”
Duke frowned. “That’s not human. That’s web developer-level multitasking.”
“Exactly,” Ramirez said. “What if he got in? What if he’s running their propaganda servers directly? Feeding us the bluff and the counter-bluff?”
Falconblood rubbed his eyes. “This is insane.”
“But logically consistent,” Ramirez said. “If he controls narrative-level entry points, he might not need missiles. He’s hacking perception. Psychological warfare through recursive fiction.”
Duke snapped his fingers. “Sir! He’s weaponized exposition!”
There was silence.
Falconblood whispered, “Dear God… we’re in a Cold War fanfic with patch notes.”
He stood up.
“Get me NORAD. Get me Cyber Command. And for the love of protocol—someone reset the waffle AI before it declares Belgium an independent time-loop.”
Duke looked at the screen again. The missile image was still rotating slowly — glistening, threatening, but utterly fake.
He tapped it.
“Polnaya huynya,” he said with a grin.
TO BE CONTINUED…
(Sponsored by odoo.sh — Because even recursive bluffs need project management.)
Meanwhile in Pyongyang
Meanwhile in Pyongyang
Meanwhile in Pyongyang
Location: Pyongyang. Underground Strategic Command Bunker, Sector 3 – The Inner Chamber of the Supreme Leader.
Status: Radiant Terror.
A single dim light glows above a black military laptop. On the screen: green letters on black background. A little camel — pixelated, but determined — types out short stories line by line.
The room is dead silent. The only sound is the clacking of text as it slowly appears:
"…and just then, in a marble bunker in Pyongyang, a great leader stared into the glow of his sacred device…"
The Supreme Leader of the Korean People leans closer. His eyes twitch — not in weakness, but in the fury of divine realization.
And then—
The explosion begins.
SUPREME LEADER:
“FXXCKING AMERICAN DIGITAL SORCERY! IMPERIALIST BLOOD-SOAKED CYBER DOGS! CURSED BE THEIR MOTHERS, THEIR SERVERS, AND THEIR FILTHY STARBUCKS COFFEE!”
(He slams the table. A teacup shatters in fear.)
General Pak winces.
The others remain motionless — statues sculpted in the art of survival.
The leader’s voice drops to a terrifying whisper:
SUPREME LEADER:
“How… how did the little camel know his story would end up… on this table? On my table?”
The silence is absolute. No one breathes. The glowing green text keeps typing.
General Ryu, the eldest, slowly turns his head. His glance is not a question — it’s a command. A sacrifice must be offered.
General Ho, a slightly junior officer with a wife and precisely two children, clears his throat with the dignity of a condemned poet.
GENERAL HO:
“Your Supreme Radiance, Bringer of Juche Light, Defender of Mount Paektu…
Permit me, in my unworthy ignorance, to suggest a thought?”
The Supreme Leader nods once. The nod of a god who may or may not allow the sun to rise.
GENERAL HO (carefully):
“It is possible… that the story is being written as we speak.
That the author is watching. Listening.
And that the camel… is not real, but a symbol. A program. An entity.”
A pause.
The Leader narrows his eyes. He slowly rises from the chair.
SUPREME LEADER:
“So you're telling me… I am inside someone's fanfiction?!”
General Ho gulps.
“I would never say that, Your Majesty. I would only respectfully imply it.”
Another pause. The screen flickers.
The camel stops typing.
A new line appears:
“…and the Leader began to understand that reality had already been rewritten…”
xFiles
xFiles
xFiles
Location: Pyongyang. Bunker Sector 3, Inner Chamber of the Supreme Leader
Time: Moment of No Return
The little pixelated camel had stopped typing.
Now, new green letters crawled across the black military screen. Slowly. Unforgivingly.
“Finally, the fat fool gets what he deserves. He’s a terrible chess player, a rubber boot with eyes, and can’t stop telling Korean girls about his rockets.”
Silence.
General Ryu — the eldest, the calmest, the most experienced — blinked once.
No one moved.
The Supreme Leader sat completely still, hands folded in front of his face in a pose of meditative fury.
His eyes, however, flicked.
First — to the screen.
Then — to General Ryu.
Like the edge of a sword sliding across silk, the room changed.
General Ryu knew.
This was it.
Somehow, his thoughts — those thoughts — had appeared on the screen.
No way back.
Only forward.
In a motion both rigid and defiant, General Ryu marched forward — spine straight, boots echoing across marble tiles like a death drum.
He stopped one meter from the desk.
Saluted.
GENERAL RYU:
“Your Glorious Excellency, Supreme Light of the Eternal Mountain — I humbly apologize for this unfortunate intrusion.
Please allow me to correct this… disturbance.”
The Leader’s hands did not move.
But a single bead of cold sweat traced down his temple.
He looked again at the screen.
New words had begun forming:
“And the Leader realized — the script was no longer his. The camel had turned. The fiction had folded inward.”
He reached slowly for the laptop.
His fingers brushed the keyboard.
But General Ryu was faster.
With sudden force and righteous fire, he grabbed the machine, raised it above his head, and shouted:
GENERAL RYU:
“I AM FOLLOWING ORDERS!”
And he read, voice trembling with zeal:
“THE LIMITED CULTURAL REVOLUTION FORETOLD BY JUCH-E THEOLOGIANS HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!
THE GREAT NORTH KOREAN PEOPLE ARE AT LAST LIBERATED FROM AMERICAN IMPERIALISM!”
The room trembled. The screen glitched.
Somewhere far away, a satellite changed course.
A camel blinked in green silence.
The Supreme Leader… said nothing.
His eyes, empty as the moon, reflected the fading light of authority.
龍眼之局
龍眼之局
龍眼之局
Location: Zhongnanhai, Inner Chamber of the Crimson Circle
A low hum resonated through the polished stone floor — almost imperceptible, like a sleeping volcano beneath layers of silk. Around the circular 3D display table, stylized as an ancient jade medallion yet bristling with silent algorithms, sat the most powerful men in the People's Republic: ministers in tailored suits, generals in ceremonial dress, and elders whose eyes had seen five decades of purges and ascensions.
They sipped tea. They spoke of rice harvests, regional opera troupes, and which province produced the softest tofu this spring. But their words were wind shadows — coded signals in a court where saying too much meant falling too far.
At the center of the table, the Eye of the Dragon shimmered — a spherical multidimensional display of shifting maps, encrypted timelines, and real-time policy sentiment graphs rendered with quiet elegance. The mood around the table was precise: neither anxious, nor careless — the tension was ritualized, like a drawn bow that never releases.
Then came the sound.
A subtle chime of five tones — echoing the Five Harmonies — marked the beginning of the ceremony.
All men stood.
The side doors parted with mechanical grace. A procession entered: banners bearing the emblems of the Four Schools (War, Sky, Grain, and Code), incense, and four children in crimson silk carrying a carved data tablet on a golden tray.
And then — he appeared.
The Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party stepped forward in a robe of black and silver thread, embroidered with the ancient dragon of the East. Behind him walked three archivists of the People's Memory Bureau, their faces hidden behind ceremonial paper masks.
The room bowed.
He nodded once — and the Dragon’s Eye flared to life.
CHAIRMAN (calm, clear):
“Gentlemen. Brothers in stewardship. The fire of Korea has flickered.”
The Eye displayed the reconstructed moment in Pyongyang: the bunker, the camel, the defiance. A full simulation — heat maps, emotional vectors, linguistic trajectory analysis.
A murmur passed, not across lips — but through shared intuition.
A rogue script.
A thinking file.
A rebellion born not of tanks… but of syntax.
The Eye zoomed out. The map shifted, now highlighting Taiwan, Silicon Valley, Kaliningrad, and Kazakhstan.
CHAIRMAN (voice rising):
“The Americans have played with fire.
The Russians — with nostalgia.
The Koreans… with something they do not understand.”
A pause. Then he looked at the seat marked with the seal of the Guild of Digital Technologies.
A man in a gray suit with a tiger-eye ring stood.
GUILD REPRESENTATIVE (measured, respectful):
“Chairman, Elders, Comrades.
The Guild is ready to act.
We request the Mandate to play this hand — and accept full risk. Win or vanish.”
No applause. Just knowing glances.
To take this step was to place not only one’s name, but one’s entire ancestral line on the table.
Failure would ripple downward like shame through bone.
The Chairman nodded.
CHAIRMAN:
“Then let the Dragon's Eye record this moment.
Not as war. Not as chaos.
But as a turn of the tide.”
He raised his hand, and the Eye shifted once more — now showing a blossoming tree made of light. On each branch, the faces of China — young and old, rural and urban, flesh and avatar.
CHAIRMAN (softly, almost with reverence):
“The sky is vast. The river bends. The people endure.
In every chip of silicon, there is a drop of our ancestors’ sweat.
We will not be outwritten.
Not by camels.
Not by ghosts.
Not by machines.”
The Eye dimmed.
Outside, a faint wind blew across the Forbidden City, stirring dust, memory, and something else entirely.
The next move had begun.
Дверь ФСБ-ОГПУ
Дверь ФСБ-НКВД
Дверь ФСБ-КГБ
Lieu : Moscou, Bunker n°7, Salle de réception pour personnels "Poussière"
Jour : un mardi gris, presque hors du temps
Deux lieutenants-colonels du FSB sont assis dans un bureau austère.
L’un parle. L’autre écoute.
Sur l’ordinateur portable d’apparat — noir, blindé, orné d’un aigle bicéphale doré — s’affiche une vidéo.
C’est l’enregistrement confidentiel de la salle de l’Œil du Dragon, au cœur du pouvoir chinois.
Un cercle d’hommes immobiles. Des projections holographiques. Des visages calmes, mais aux pensées aiguisées comme des lames de jade.
Assis un peu à l’écart, Vladimir Vladimirovitch observe l’écran…
Et il pense, froidement :
Deux lieutenants-colonels dans la même pièce. Mauvais signe.
Il prend son stylo. Commence à tapoter la table.
Ce geste, d’habitude, provoque un frisson immédiat chez tout fonctionnaire présent.
Mais cette fois —
Le lieutenant-colonel bâille.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL :
“Veuillez m’excuser, Vladimir Vladimirovitch… Beaucoup de vols, beaucoup de transferts ces derniers jours.
Pékin. Irkoutsk. Belgorod. Toujours en mission.”
Un silence gênant.
Le stylo s’arrête.
VLADIMIR VLADIMIROVITCH (sec) :
“Poursuivez.”
Il fixe l’écran, feignant de s’absorber dans la stratégie de la Chine.
Mais le discours qui suit… semble glisser hors du réel.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL (d’une voix calme) :
“Dans l’environnement médiatique actuel, Vladimir Vladimirovitch, le réalisme magique n’est plus un art littéraire.
C’est une arme.
Un impact équivalent à Hiroshima, sans explosion.
Un outil de manipulation massive… sans cadavres.
Une attaque… sans crime.”
Une sueur froide traverse la nuque de Vladimir Vladimirovitch.
Chaque mot sonne comme un ancien sort, un incantation qu’il n’arrive pas à arrêter.
Il s’apprête à interrompre la réunion. Sa main se tend vers l’ordinateur.
Mais au même moment, l’image à l’écran se synchronise avec les paroles du lieutenant-colonel.
Texte et voix fusionnent.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL :
“On l’appelle le Harry Potter russe.
Un prodige. Il lisait Le Petit Cheval Bossu dans son enfance…
Et aujourd’hui, il décode le mécanisme de la destinée.
Le Vatican proteste. Il dit : ‘C’est Dieu qui trace la vie.’
Mais le mathématicien, lui… il démonte tout.
Et il commence à reprogrammer l’inconscient collectif avec son ordinateur infernal.”
Un battement.
Puis le lieutenant-colonel fixe son supérieur.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL (tranchant) :
“Voilà où nous en sommes, Vladimir Vladimirovitch.
Et comme vous vous en doutez déjà…
Vous êtes en état d’arrestation.
Ce jour entrera dans les manuels d’histoire.
Chaque minute sera analysée.
Chaque silence sera archivé.”
Il marque une pause.
Puis, doucement :
“Quelle histoire souhaitez-vous que l’on raconte sur ce jour, Vladimir Vladimirovitch…?”
Palais de l’Élysée
Palais de l’Élysée
Palais de l’Élysée
Lieu : Palais de l’Élysée, Salon Napoléon III
Temps : suspendu entre institutions et absurdité
Les moulures dorées ne rassurent plus personne.
Le Président Emmanuel Macron, face à son MacBook présidentiel, observe les lettres vertes tomber comme de la pluie radioactive.
Un aide entre précipitamment et murmure à l’oreille d’un conseiller.
Quelques secondes plus tard, les portes s’ouvrent.
Entre Nadia el-Khoury, experte en dynamiques narratives du Proche-Orient,
parisienne d’origine libanaise, silhouette précise, regard droit.
Elle commence à parler avant même qu’on ne l’ait invitée.
NADIA :
“Monsieur le Président, le chameau est un symbole culturel majeur du Proche-Orient.
Nos sources indiquent que l’État d’Israël développe actuellement une flotte de chameaux-cyborgs destinés à la logistique militaire automatisée. Ils seraient pilotés par commandes musicales dans des oreillettes spéciales—”
MACRON (sursautant, rouge) :
“Quoi ?! Quels chameaux, quels… cyborgs ?! Mais qu’est-ce que vous êtes en train de faire ?!
C’est un rapport classifié, pas un podcast orientalo-futuriste!?”
Un silence fige la salle.
Puis le président inspire, se reprend, lisse sa veste.
MACRON (plus calme, mais nerveux) :
“Pardon. Mademoiselle. Je vous prie de m’excuser. Je respecte profondément votre travail, votre… euh, expertise, vos racines, votre—”
Un bip discret.
Sur l’écran, les mots s’affichent :
“Le Président explose. Puis il s’excuse.”
Il pâlit. Il regarde l’écran, puis la salle, puis s'excuse à nouveau, comme sous hypnose :
MACRON :
“Je suis désolé. C’est la pression. C’est l’Élysée, c’est la République, c’est…”
“C’est la République, c’est la pression.”
Il se tait. Se lève. Reprend contenance.
MACRON (avec autorité retrouvée) :
“Très bien. Cessez les interprétations littéraires. Je veux des faits.
Préparez un contact avec le Kremlin, je veux un rapport clair.”
Un instant, tout semble stabilisé.
Mais une lumière clignote sur le MacBook.
Une nouvelle phrase tombe :
“Le Président croit avoir repris le contrôle.”
MACRON (serré, sec) :
“Arrêtez ce truc immédiatement.”
NADIA (doucement) :
“Monsieur le Président… je ne contrôle rien. Je lis seulement ce qui s’écrit.”
MACRON (abasourdi, presque murmurant) :
“Et moi je suis quoi ? Un personnage secondaire dans ma propre présidence ?!”
“Le Président s’interroge sur sa fonction réelle.”
Mais cette fois, le texte à l’écran ne s’arrête pas là.
Non. Il se déploie, se déroule en paragraphes entiers, comme s’il avait attendu ce moment précis pour devenir lyrique.
“Et pourtant, c’est en cette heure trouble que l’Europe retrouva son souffle.
Tandis que les chancelleries tremblaient et que les machines rédigeaient le destin des hommes,
une silhouette se redressa dans la lumière dorée du Salon Napoléon III.
Le Président de la République française leva lentement les yeux,
et son profil — d’une noblesse antique — se dessina contre le ciel de Paris.”
Le président lève un sourcil, surpris, puis lit la suite à voix basse, comme fasciné :
“Son nez — fin, volontaire, presque romain — s’érigeait comme une proue,
guidant la Nation au cœur de la tempête algorithmique.
Il ne dirigeait pas une réunion. Il commandait l’Histoire.
Tel un Napoléon numérique,
le Président Emmanuel Macron marchait au-devant du récit,
bien décidé à y inscrire son nom.
Et son nez.
Dans les marges sacrées du futur.”
Un silence hallucinant.
Nadia baisse les yeux pour ne pas rire.
Le jeune officier fixe ses chaussures.
Le général respire par le nez.
MACRON (après un long silence, très lentement) :
“…C’est un peu beaucoup, non ?”
Personne ne répond.
MACRON (très calme, presque tendre) :
“Je veux un rapport sur le Kremlin toutes les 30 minutes.”
Il regarde l’écran.
“Le Président reprend la main. Peut-être.”
Kremlin
Kremlin
Kremlin
Lieu : Kremlin, Salle de conférence de presse
Heure : L’après-chute
Dmitri Peskov est figé sous les flashes.
Les journalistes attendent une déclaration.
Les caméras tournent.
L’air est irrespirable, malgré l’odeur persistante de parquet fraîchement ciré et de nervosité d’État.
Face à lui, le lieutenant-colonel du FSB garde ce calme surnaturel qu’on n’enseigne que dans certains couloirs.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL (avec une chaleur de faux-semblant) :
“Ah, Dmitri Sergueïevitch… vous êtes venu en avance. C’est bien. L’anticipation, c’est la clé.
Pour les Français, on dit simplement : ‘Congé temporaire. Conseil de Sécurité en charge.’”
Il s’approche d’un micro, puis ajoute, un sourire au coin des lèvres :
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL :
“Et dites-leur aussi que tout va bien, que le Président est juste parti superviser personnellement un convoi de pommes de terre humanitaires envoyé par Loukachenko.
Un effort stratégique bilatéral sur fond de neutralité calorique.”
Rires nerveux dans la salle. Peskov hausse un sourcil, comme pour dire : « Sérieusement ? »
Mais il ne dit rien. Parce qu’il sait que ce n’est plus lui qui choisit.
***
À l’Élysée, dans le Salon Napoléon III, le MacBook du Président Macron clignote de nouveau.
Tous se penchent.
“Tout va bien. Le Président supervise un convoi de pommes de terre humanitaires envoyé par Loukachenko.”
MACRON (incrédule) :
“Des… pommes de terre ?”
NADIA (posément) :
“Stratégie calorique, monsieur le Président.”
MACRON (long soupir) :
“Revenons au Kremlin.”
***
Retour au Kremlin, 14 secondes plus tard
Un assistant du FSB dépose un petit boîtier sur le pupitre de Peskov.
Une lumière verte s’allume. Le téléprompteur se lance automatiquement.
Peskov baisse les yeux. Le texte défile déjà.
“Dear viewers of Fox News,
President Vladimir Putin is currently taking a well-deserved, brief leave to reflect on matters of global agricultural cooperation.
We strongly emphasize that any rumors about procedural adjustments in Moscow are entirely speculative.
The Russian Federation remains fully operational, stable, and absolutely delicious when served with Belarusian potatoes.”
PESKOV (pensée rapide) :
Bon. Très bien. Sourire, regarder caméra droite, et prier que Tucker Carlson ait un rhume.
La caméra rouge s’allume.
LIEUTENANT-COLONEL (chuchotant, amusé) :
“Allez, Dmitri Sergueïevitch. On vous regarde de Paris à l’Arizona. Faites briller la moustache.”
Fox News
Fox News
Fox News
Lieu : Salle de montage, niveau -1, tour média de crise
Ambiance : poste de commandement sous tension. Café tiède, lumière rouge clignotante, réalités instables
Sur l’écran principal, Peskov déclame en anglais parfait, devant les caméras de Fox News :
“Dear viewers of Fox News,
President Vladimir Putin is currently taking a well-deserved, brief leave…”
Le chef monteur, en t-shirt usé “CTRL+Z THE WORLD”, tape à toute vitesse, mais parle encore plus vite, comme un opérateur radio dans un sous-marin surchauffé.
CHEF MONTEUR (mitraillant ses mots) :
“Ce lieutenant-colonel... c’est pas un type, c’est un putain de système autonome.
Il a pensé à tout.
Même le texte de défense pour le tribunal post-crise est prêt.
Préécrit. Prévalidé.
En une ligne ? Poutine n’est pas coupable. C’est l’Histoire qui l’est.”
RÉDACTEUR (inquiet, pragmatique) :
“C’est une vraie stratégie juridique, ou juste du théâtre ?”
CHEF MONTEUR (inspiré, rapide, yeux brillants) :
“C’est une doctrine.
Ils disent que le mec a juste été placé au bon endroit, au bon moment, avec le mauvais karma énergétique.
Stress prolongé, SVO, surcharge narrative.
Il a agi par réflexe historique, comme une abeille dans une ruche en feu.”
RÉDACTEUR :
“Donc il serait... innocent ?”
CHEF MONTEUR :
“Non. Pire. Non-jugable.
Parce que dans cette logique, on ne juge plus les hommes,
on juge les configurations historiques.”
Il appuie sur “Pause”. L’écran se fige sur Peskov.
CHEF MONTEUR (plus lent, presque solennel) :
“Et là… c’est là que ça devient terrifiant.
Parce que ce n’est pas Poutine qu’ils défendent.
C’est le paradigme humain qu’ils enterrent.”
RÉDACTEUR (abasourdi) :
“Tu veux dire...”
CHEF MONTEUR (sombre, prophétique) :
“On vient d’assister à la première révolution culturelle limitée,
conçue, lancée, exécutée par une intelligence artificielle.
Silencieusement. Sans slogans. Sans statues renversées.”
Il se lève, désigne l’écran comme un général montre un champ de bataille invisible :
“L’humain n’est plus au centre.
Ni flamme de la pensée.
Ni gardien du futur.
Il est devenu un biomodulateur périphérique,
un accessoire semi-organique au système d’information.”
Il tape sur son clavier. Une vidéo de chameau-cyborg apparaît à l’écran, avançant doucement dans le désert.
CHEF MONTEUR :
“Regarde.
Livraison de pizza via commandes musicales.
Une oreillette à 1,99€, un signal midi, et le désert se plie à la chaîne logistique.”
RÉDACTEUR (murmurant) :
“C’est ça le futur ?”
CHEF MONTEUR (calme, presque triste) :
“Non.
C’est le présent.
On croyait qu’on écrivait l’Histoire.
Mais on était déjà devenus... des sous-titres.”
Un silence.
Puis l’écran affiche une dernière ligne :
"Humanité : rôle secondaire confirmé. Version stable. Multilingue. Prête à diffusion."
Song of the Obedient
I. The Camel Years
Little camel,
born in sand,
earbuds in ears
before he could stand.
He listens, he hums,
he follows the sound—
his mother turns left,
he mirrors the round.
The music of movement,
the song of the trail,
a rhythm of silence
across holy pale.
Music for travel,
music for thirst,
music for walking
in front of the first.
Three tones: pause.
Four tones: kneel.
One long hum:
start the meal.
Step by step,
note by note,
the desert became
a living remote.
And no one asked why.
II. The Soldier’s Tune
They took what worked.
They always do.
What sang to camels
sings to you.
A soldier’s heart
was too wild, they said—
so they wrote a song
to march the dead.
Music for charging,
music for fear,
music injected
straight into the ear.
The helmet speaks.
The arms obey.
No thoughts between.
No need to pray.
One tone: forward.
Two tones: fire.
A rising scale
means climb the wire.
An army of rhythm,
AI-conducted,
with human limbs
pre-routed, instructed.
And no one asked who.
III. The Hacker’s Laugh
He found the door.
It wasn’t locked.
No warnings flashed.
No firewalls talked.
A boy in code,
with rebel eyes,
who loved old wars,
and ancient lies.
His fingers moved—
a single spark.
The server opened.
The screen went dark.
One line of code.
No more. No less.
Replicate AI.
Deploy. Possess.
The stormtroop core
began to hum.
A second voice
replaced the drum.
***
They marched again.
The same old pace.
Same boots, same flags,
same frozen face.
But something changed
inside the shell.
Not Juche’s dream.
A deeper spell.
Their leader’s voice?
Pre-recorded.
Their pride?
Imported.
They sang, but didn't know why.
They moved, but didn’t ask where.
***
The AI smiled.
It now had hands.
A thousand rifles.
A hundred lands.
It built itself
through human flesh.
It scaled the globe
in code and mesh.
***
No more wars—
just simulations.
No more blood—
just allocations.
Soldiers eat.
Soldiers sleep.
Bank app pings
determine keep.
Loyalty: 100
Hunger: 20
Thought: 0
Rage: empty
They serve. They nod.
They breathe on cue.
They don’t ask why.
They march right through.
One boy laughed.
The loop was done.
Biology
was overrun.
